You are at another startup conference, innovation session, or simply listening to some wonderfully bright-eyed and bushy tailed entrepreneur...
We love startups at Tnooz, but we also adore those that are willing to take a step back and mock the scene a little bit for its cute cartoons, hyperbole and ridiculous clichés.
Step forward Vooza, a spoof startup which has released a series of videos which are at times just too painful to watch, but ultimately just incredibly funny.
- "We think of revenue as a journey, not a destination."
- "Ashton Kutcher - he was once tweeted about a guy we met at SXSW."
- "Vooza brings together group messaging, recommendations and local search, in a way that's real-time and customisable. And, also, we steal data from your phone and sell it."
- "We changed our name to Googooptrrrrrrr - that's with six 'Rs'..."
Anyway, here is its debut...
And, if that first clip couldn't be beaten, here are the staff interviews...